Conversation with my husband re: budgeting.
Husband: You know, you are not going to be able to make those trips to Starbucks anymore.
Me: And you won't be able to go to the deli for a sandwich every day.
Husband: Oh, that ends up saving us money.
Husband: Yeah, when you add it up, it costs less for me to get a sandwich than to make one at home.
Me: Let's see... $4.49 for a loaf of bread, multiplied by 18 slices is .26 cents a slice; a carton of sliced turkey is $4.79, let's say you use a quarter of the carton for a sandwich, that's a buck twenty. Throw in some condiments, let's call it $2.00 total. How is this less expensive than buying one at the deli for $5.00?
Husband: Using processed meat? That is costing me my health? No thank you. I'd rather not die.
I'm not making this shit up folks. This is verbatim. How do you argue with that kind of logic?
You drink more.