Being a single Mom when your husband is NOT traveling.
Ok, so he's sick. But, he's been sick for over a month now! It's getting old.
If he doesn't get some hard core antibiotics soon, I think I'm going to lose my mind.
Oh, and since I'm venting... when your wife asks if you can tell that she's lost a little weight, the correct answer is "yes, honey".
In the school of tellherwhatshewantstohear, it is also appropriate to add "totally" or "absolutely" for emphasis. The more sincere you sound, the more likely you will not be sleeping on the couch.
This would be much funnier if my husband had ever actually slept on the couch. He has not. However, I am about to if his cough doesn't get better soon!