Friday, September 5, 2008

Recipe for disaster


One 2 year old girl
One bag of goldfish crackers
Two cups of curly mac & cheese
Fifteen edamame beans
One cup of milk
One vanilla sucker

Start by filling up your 2 year old girl with a bag of goldfish crackers, so that you can finish packing the car for the weekend at the beach. Then, take your 2 year old to dinner on your way to the vacation rental, and fill her up with curly mac & cheese, edamame and milk. Top off with vanilla sucker from See's Candy, strategically located right next door to the restaurant. Stir well by strapping 2 year old girl into car seat and driving 30 minutes on very windy road.

Finished product: A lovely barf fest in the back seat of your car.

Afterwards, enjoy cleaning your 2 year old, her clothes, her sleeping blanket, her baby doll, her car seat and your car with the little box of tide and kitchen sponge you find at the vacation rental.


Marinka said...

I'm always looking for new ideas. I'll have to try that sometime, thanks for the recipe!

Mama Ginger Tree said...

You have barfy kids.

Good times.s

Lisa said...


Lish said...

I probably shouldn't have read that while eating a lasagna Lean Cuisine.


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